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Bitchfinder Genital

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Bitchfinder Genital is a sometimes one piece/two piece/three piece/whoever can be roped into it assortment of buffoons making terrible noises.

It's all very much lo-fi home recording and production but we hope you find something you enjoy among the tunes created. Some of them are purely instrumental, some have lyrics but none preach. It's not our place to try to tell you how to think. Chances are you'll not see Bitchfinder Genital playing gigs any time soon as mostly our efforts require each person to play more than one instrument. We don't have enough friends to make up the numbers as we're practically hermits. Therefore, we hope you like the recordings.

Even if you don't like the first few songs you listen to, please be sure to check for more. We try to keep some amount of variety in our music and hope there's something for everyone there.

We should probably point out that ALL OUR TUNES ARE COMPLETELY FREE TO DOWNLOAD. We wouldn't dream of asking people for money for something we've done at home for fun.

Thanks for taking the time to read this and happy listening.

Miscellaneous Stuff

People

The Bitchcave

18 November 2008

Barking Dogs
Bitchfinder Genital now has a new song posted up. Well, it's new to us anyway. It is called Barking Dogs and is a cover of the, identically titled, Hundredweight song. If you wish to find out more about Hundredweight, please go to www.Hundredweight.co.uk. Like BfG, Hundredweight's stardom reaches to the outer walls of their own houses.

17 October 2008

Shelley Fishnuts
Hi there, We've a new tune up here now. As you can guess from the title of this so-called news item, it is called 'Shelley Fishnuts'. It's a remake of a tune we did a couple of years ago and features a sweet young lady on the bass. Super! We hope you like it (Although survey results, to date, suggest most people hate Bitchfinder Genital).

14 September 2008

More new songs
Since we last posted, we've stuck up another couple of new tunes for you. They are The Cheeses Tease the Frozen Peas With Tales They Can't Foresee and New Froo. The former (It's too long to write every time) features a lovely bit of spoken word and the latter is a remake of an old tune. We re-recorded everything and changed parts of the song. Hopefully you'll like the new version. Please have a listen to and feel free to download both songs. Oh, while we've got you, did you know there's a Bitchfinder Genital mailing list? If you would like to get the odd e-mail and/or postal mail from Bitchfinder Genital (you only need give us the information you like) pop along to www.BitchfinderGenital.com, stick your details in the Mailing List section (link at the bottom of the page, in yellow writing) and we'll keep you up to date with Bitchfinder Genital's insignificant goings on. We promise not to sell your details to anybody as we have no friends and therefore nobody to sell them to. If we ever make friends, we will sell all details on to the villains from Scooby Doo who pretend to be ghosts, the Devil himself and the Childcatcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Up to that point, your secret identities are safe with us. Well, thanks for taking the time to read this and we hope you shall enjoy what you hear.

30 August 2008

New song - Surf's Down
We should really have written about this yesterday but we forgot. Oh well... There's a new song up here, called Surf's Down. As ever, it should be free to download and it would warm our cockles if you would do just that. Happy listening and we hope you like it.

21 August 2008

New songs - Croc and Nathan Grantham
As you may have noticed, there is a pair of new songs up here. The first one is a remake of an old piece (Of crap?) called Croc and the second song is Nathan Grantham, a completely new tune altogether. Please have a listen to them and try to enjoy them.

06 August 2008

Bitchfinder Genital sets up GigaHitz page
Oh, you'll know this as you're reading it anyway. We hope you enjoy what you find here and please remember to look at www.BitchfinderGenital.com too. Thank you.

Members

3Ply Stagliano - Nailing everything down to the
floor
Cora Flange - Cleaning up the mess

Links

Bitchfinder Genital at 'Virb'
Bitchfinder Genital at 'Kerchoonz'
BitchfinderGenital.com
Bitchfinder Genital at 'SoundClick'
Bitchfinder Genital at 'NUMBER ONE music'

Type of music

Film Scores and Musical Theatre

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